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Pragmatic, reserved and a deep thinker who loves family, sports especially football where am married to two wives: the first, AC Milan who has my loyalty and the second wife, Manchester United who has all my undying love and pampering, lifestyle and society parties. Need I say the law is more than a profession but a lifestyle for me.

Adekanye Adeyinka Olajide.

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WOMEN ROCK!

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Women absolutely rock. Best believe me that this is no attempt to patronise women when I say that they are smashing hot. I do not also use that phrase in any sexual content or as a tributary to their beauty either. I am actually referring to their component whole. Women are a baffling creature. They have so much ability, power and control that it is just ridiculously incredible how they manage the life they live without breaking a sweat. To me, I often imagine women as stunt men pulling off the most tedious stunts with alarming ease.

Not being conceited but you see; I have a deep understanding of women. It is an understanding that emanated from spending my whole life with them. I am still being trained by the eight wonder of the world, I have mostly female friends, and my extended family is blessed with about the best species of women on earth so I grew up in best company and I have picked up a lot from that although I cannot still say I know all about them. However, the first thing I can say is women are impossible to understand because they are not just emotional but extremely pragmatic, which is why as men we think we do not know them when we actually do because a woman is the same – emotional and true to her feelings.

Nevertheless, I do not buy into that gender equation drivel that what a man can do, a woman can do even better. That is all nothing but pure garbage coming out of uncontrolled hallucinations of some. The truth is a woman who does what a man can do better, is just stretching beyond her scope. In all honesty, it is outright deception to contend with another sex, God made both sexes to be a master in his/her own jurisdiction not to compete and contend for the role of another.

In fairness, if you ask me, I will say without any iota of doubt or bias in me that women rock more than men will. I know a lot of you men will take a swipe at me for saying that but give me the benefit of doubt before calling for my laptop. Well, most of what women can do, we men cannot do half of them, – at least as well as they will – and this is not a gender debate. Neither am I going into those instant examples, as men cannot give birth. Yes, we cannot give birth because we do not have eggs and a womb that houses foetus but women cannot get pregnant either without the sperm kept in our scrotum (am I right doctors?) so that makes it balanced. Hence, listen to why I think women rock more than men do.

I sure hope you have noticed how women extraordinarily multitask. It is no exaggeration that women are not just physically fit but also dazzling mentally as well. When it comes to joggling between duties, women are rock solid. Any woman can coordinate, organise, create, make and manage simultaneously as well as cook, clean, wash and refrigerate all at the same time. In any case, if you have not noticed, it is probably because all you do is sit in front of the TV without taking note of all the things your woman does while you do that singular thing.

I know some of you will be quick to saying you work your ass off all day to make money. I have just one question for you. Have you seen a woman who works just like you yet she is up and about getting your meals done or hers alone if she is single, keeping her house clean and still finds time to wash all in the same day? I bet if you switch roles with a woman, you will understand that you just cannot cope or that when you try, it will be nothing, but an absolute mess that you will create.

Women are also excessively strong emotionally than men are. Forget that they cry when they are heartbroken, it is all because it is an emotional thing, which leaves them devastated. However, the truth is when something is not going on as we envisage, women never abandon it just because it has failed to turn out right, like we men will do. It is easy for a man to give up on a thing once he is not getting the outcome he desires but that is no reason to quit for a woman and that is why you see that women cling to marriages more than men do when it gets sore.

To crown it all, women show more stamina when it comes to sex. For us men, even if you grind for six hours like my cousin tboy does – that is no kidding by the way, once you are done, you are just going to sleep there like a log of wood; whereas your woman will most certainly start to make you dinner and prepare for the next day. If you doubt this, put it to test. Take note on days when your friends come over and she makes you all meal to it, thereafter, cleaning the mess they leave behind; she will undeniably still carry your 100kg body as you rock between her legs in the night. On the other hand, let us imagine you had a difficult, stressful and physically challenging day then your woman wants some of the good feeling when you are in bed, I bet no sweet words from her will make you perform your duty.

If you think I am way out of line, sure prove me wrong.

Cheers,
ADEKANYE ADEYINKA .O.