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Pragmatic, reserved and a deep thinker who loves family, sports especially football where am married to two wives: the first, AC Milan who has my loyalty and the second wife, Manchester United who has all my undying love and pampering, lifestyle and society parties. Need I say the law is more than a profession but a lifestyle for me.

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DON'T SCREW AND TELL!

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I saw this picture earlier today and used it as my display picture on my BBM, which lead to many chat messages popping up. Most of them came from women and surprisingly, an appreciable number of men too but they were all to affirm the principle espoused in the picture above. The truth is I had been writing on this for a while now but was stuck on the theme of the message until I saw this picture and then, I decided to edit and fine-tune it to convey succinctly a sound message. I hope you agree with me over this.

Firstly, for the sake of my friends who like to be ‘politically correct?’ at all times, let me tender an unreserved apology for the uncouth title I have given this but I had to find something to drive in the nail real hard. You see, countless times in my confabulation with friends of friends because my friends are never caught in this rather petty act, I have had to take up a few who are conceited over discussing about laying a girl. This is just unpardonable for me. I mean whose business is it that you finally laid your pipe in some land filled with oil. I take them on by telling them directly that it was a thing of mutual benefit; without the girl, there will be no planking.

In m honest opinion, men who tell friends or whoever cares to listen about the nature of their women in bed are lame. I mean that is the height of immaturity to parade. Your business with your woman in bed is that of the two of you. No one needs the details about how she moans, screams, bites or vibrates while you are hitting the cherry. For all we care, you might not even be taking her to those heights she deserves.

All what sunning her dry in public does is to showing how much of a weakling you are because you are sure not going to earn my respect by ratting on that woman who trusts you enough to take you to her place of vulnerability. We all say we want a queen in public but a freak in bed. How will she want to be that freaky when all her business is on the radio? That will just make you lily-livered and she will never come out clean with you. A man who does this cannot go any lower than that.

This is why I tell women that when you see that most of your man’s friends are trying to get in your pants and they are in the offensive, then this is an obvious sign that they have heard so much about your sexual dexterity. Like it or not, men are masters in inventing vivid libidinous images. They will lose their senses over the possibility of having a woman whose prowess precedes her in bed. Truth is, your man has unveiled you, and each time you walk by them, they X-ray that hot body and fantasise about your moves on the jagger. I know there are exceptions to this rule especially with men who have no moral standings and will not mind sleeping with their friends’ woman. However, what I am referring to here is when three to four of his friends are hitting on you, be sure your man has a basket for a mouth.

Consequently, I beseech you men that you stop planking and telling! Except you, just about have no secrets whatsoever.

Cheers,
ADEKANYE ADEYINKA .O.