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Pragmatic, reserved and a deep thinker who loves family, sports especially football where am married to two wives: the first, AC Milan who has my loyalty and the second wife, Manchester United who has all my undying love and pampering, lifestyle and society parties. Need I say the law is more than a profession but a lifestyle for me.

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BUILD YOUR MAN!

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Fellas, if you remember I asked you what sort of material your wife is made up of not too long ago, well today, our women are going to have a chance to build up their men. Therefore, guys, you better pay keen attention to the type of man your woman wants! I know for many blokes out there, they literally not figuratively, believe women are on a mission to marry God himself with all the attributes they expect in one man but hey, who knows? They could prove us wrong.

Ladies because I know from experience that once it has to do with giving you free hand, you never stop; at least from shopping experiences with you. Consequently, I am going to have to give you a budget to work on and sadly, you cannot exceed your budget or even get a loan. I also know when it comes to building your man, you want athletic body – which leaves big bellied men like me disadvantaged, 6ft tall – another detriment for me, pink lips – well I got that *tongues out*, rich – figure that out, educated – duh, etc, the list is endless because only a woman actually knows what she wants. Regardless, you have only $5, not a penny more and that is all you have to build your dream man.

Below is a picture I came across after it was on display by a friend. It lists the features in stock with each tagged by a fixed non-negotiable price because I know you ladies can haggle your way out of anything?

Your time starts now!

Well, I am sure that was easy for you ladies! If not, I hope you understand how tougher it is for men to meet your virtually unrealistic lists. Truth is there are no charming princes anywhere that does not have some form of beast in them; there is no Mr Perfect either just a few Mr Right and as the new saying goes, sometimes, you have to drag Mr left to the right.

The real hallmark of loving is not finding the perfect partner but loving an imperfect on perfectly. Then you can mould him to your taste by first loving his flaws and finding beauty in their ugly imperfections.

With deep affection,

ADEKANYE ADEYINKA .O.